If taking something apart is called “dismantling”, why isn’t putting something together called “mantling”?
Why does being cold make you have to pee?
Turkey or ham on Thanksgiving?
Is my mom the only person who makes lasagna on Christmas day?
Can you sleep with socks on? I can. Michael can’t.
Do you take your bra off as soon as you get home? (Ladies only, please.) I don’t take it off until I take my pre-bed shower or bath.
Wine: white or red? Either, but I like sweet not dry.
What really scares you? Birds, cockroaches, and tornadoes.
Do they put happy drugs in ramen? Is that what makes it so damned good?
November 28th, 2007 at 12:53 am
I prefer Ham on Thanksgiving, but I’m not a big Turkey guy. However, this year I made Thanksgiving dinner, and the Turkey was awesome, so we’ll see.
No, my crazy aunt does too. But I wonder, did baby Jesus and all his peeps have lasagna? Wait, wasn’t their family Italian!
Socks bad, make feet sweat.
All wives should take their bras off when they get home, in fact I’ll be happy to help you with that boo.
That a fire will destroy everything, and or my family is seriously injured.
Yes, it’s in the “powder flavoring”