I’m working at our store, Comic Doses, today. The only thing I don’t like about working here is I don’t know anything about the products we sell. I don’t know anything about comic books, role playing card games, I don’t know who autographed the signed poster… I sit here thinking, “please don’t ask me any questions, please don’t ask me any questions…”. I feel pretty confident at Big Box Mart that when someone asks me a question, I can answer it. Here? I don’t know crap about squat!

Some of the benefits? I can wear anything I want. Today I have on my Chicago homicide t-shirt and pink bunny flip flops. Also, if anyone tries to steal anything, I can jump over the glass case, tackle them and beat them until they cry for their mommy.

Ooohhh, can I have a Tazer?